One of the best things about being a woman with a crazy dirty mind is that NO ONE knows what I’m thinking about.
I’ve had people tell me that I almost always look like I’m deep in thought, so as long as I look like Bill Nye trying to solve an equation.
Those of us with dirty minds are kind of pros when it comes to pretending that we’re not always thinking about sexy, naughty things, even when we are.
Of course, it might be hard for you to keep your dirty thoughts to yourself at times (I mean, if you can’t share them with your best friend, who CAN you share them with, right?!), but some situations can make it hard to focus on your thoughts and what’s happening right in front of you.
And I don’t know about you, but when my thoughts stray to Michael B. Jordan and that totally cute butt of his, it gets hard to focus on anything else.
And for anyone who might not necessarily have a dirty mind, but definitely knows what it feels like to lose an entire afternoon to daydreaming, then you know exactly where I’m coming from.
That said, when you let your mind wander to dirty thoughts as much as I do (and my fellow dirty-minded zodiac signs), you get pretty good at being able to know when you can drift off and when you actually need to pay attention.
Of course, it’s not always as easy as snapping out of your dirty thoughts.
Sometimes, you get into your dirty mind so deep that the only thing that can help would be to have that person you’ve been thinking about help you out IRL (wink, wink)…
If only I could get Michael B. Jordan to help me out, if you know what I mean.
Take a look to these astrological signs to see if you’ve got one of these dirty minds, just like me.
1. ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Sex is about power to Aries, which means that she is always thinking about ways to bring more dynamic to her life. While her thoughts are often dirty, they almost always depict her in a dominating position – her favorite in the bedroom.
Aries knows when to be an adult and when she can let loose and have fun, which is not something every dirty-minded sign can boast. She can easily put her dirty thoughts on hold if need be.
2. LEO (July 23 – Aug 22)
Leo has a way of bringing together sex and everyday life in a way that makes others wonder how she does it.
She likes being in a submissive role in the bedroom, and if she can stay submissive in everyday situations, all the better for her.
Leo often thinks about being dominated or worshiped, which can consume her thoughts (if she’s really horny).
She is constantly looking for someone to be this strong, tender person in her life, which is why it’s no wonder she always imagining that he already exists.
3. VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Virgo is always so proper and responsible that it seems shocking that she would have a really dirty mind. That said, she likes being unpredictable because it always keeps people guessing when it comes to the real Virgo.
Virgo’s dirty mind is probably dirtier than any other sign simply because of this unpredictable nature of hers.
She likes knowing that no one can guess what she’s thinking, so she lets her mind run wild where it’s safe and all her own.
4. SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Scorpio is probably one of the most predictably dirty-minded signs, if only for the fact that it’s Scorpio.
She already seems like the type of person to always have sex on the brain, which is why having constant dirty thoughts is just another part of her personality.
If anyone were to have dirty thoughts and always want to vocalize them, it would be this sign.
Scorpio can get raunchy and very descriptive when sharing her dirty mind with others, but she does know not to over-share with anyone who isn’t her best friends.
5. AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Aquarius is always up for trying something new, which is where the bulk of her dirty thoughts come into play.
She might be thinking about a new position to try in bed that she read about in a magazine or thinking about how good her fave celebrity looked in recent candids.
She’s a deep thinker by nature, so it doesn’t really seem out of the ordinary for her to get lost in her thoughts, but if she seems embarrassed or flustered when you break her out of her reverie.
When she gets deep into these dirty thoughts, she’s really taking notes for the next new thing she wants to try.