Some girlfriends are simply the coolest girlfriends you can ever get. They raise the bar of expectations too high for you to fall for anyone else. And they make you fall for them so hard that you might get goosebumps from their coolness!
Here are 11 signs that your girlfriend is the coolest girlfriend ever.
1.MESS IS NEVER AN ISSUE
Your house might look like a garbage dump and still these girlfriends won’t crumble their noses in distaste.
They’d rather jump in that pile and might end up adding a few extras to the dump. So be ready to handle that because now it’s going to be yours and her’s combined trash all around, but thankfully you won’t get any taunts for your bad hygiene issues.
Take it from me the mess all around your house will for sure never mess up your relationship.
2. SHE NEVER NAGS YOU
This goes along with the previous point.These girlfriends don’t care about what your habits are, to be honest. She leaves that work to your mom.
She is completely comfortable with all your habits and truly accepts you with all your flaws and goodness. You can sure as hell see a future in which you’d be at peace and won’t go deaf hearing all the complaints about how you don’t match her standards.
She keeps her standards to herself.
3.BOYS NIGHT OUT? HELL YES.
You still have those nights when you have your apartment all to yourself and your brother from other mothers around you without your girlfriend snooping around the corner with a blanket and asking you for a bedtime story.
Your girlfriend gives you “Me time” in plenty and doesn’t interfere in your life. She knows a clear division between she having a claim on you and not your life and allows you to have that wild fun regularly which includes drinking till dawn, hooting for your favorite teams and ogling girls on sites when you require it.
And above all never asks you to replay your boys night out by asking sugar coated deadly questions!
4.YOU STILL HAVE A LIFE OF YOUR OWN
Your world doesn’t revolve around your girlfriend or vice versa.
You and she have a life outside your little bubble of romance. All your plans don’t have to involve her and she is completely okay with it. She doesn’t question you on every girl who posts a photo with you on social media and you still go to places without her as an accessory beside you.
5.SHE NEVER DRAGGED YOU WITH BAGS
If you didn’t appreciate this kind of girlfriend till now then you better do something to make it up to her.
ou have no idea how boyfriends have to slave around stores after stores every day with bags and bags of fabric inside it which for once seems heavier than the weights they so heroically lift at gyms. Plus the torture of telling her how which dress looks better on her while in all honestly they hardly see any difference in the millionth dress she changes and asks their opinion on.
6.CHECKING OUT WITH HER IS MORE FUN
“Oh did you see that huge As$?”
Yes, that might turn you into a tomato and make you stare at her in disbelief and for once take your eyes off that huge as$ she commented on.
But trust me she’s laid back as hell and doesn’t mind checking out hot chicks with you passing by you both.
(Pssst. Let me tell you a small girl secret: Girls have crushes on girls too. Probably more than you do!)
And you definitely enjoy checking out girls with her more as she lets you in on more juicy stuff than you ever knew or would have thought of. And well, to think she might try to make those things possible when you two get together for some “Us time”.
Bring on those daydreams fellas!
7.SHE DOESN’T TALK ABOUT “FUTURE”
Talking about future (as in marriage and kids) is one thing that scares guys.
And you got to be lucky if you get a girlfriend whose willing to go really slow and take one thing at a time. She wants to be in the present with you rather than decide bedroom themes and baby names. She hates talking about “The future” as much as you do. This ensures you both are at the same level seeking same things. Making things a hell lot easier!
8.SHE IS NEVER OFFENDED
These coolest girlfriends bring freshness to the whole of your relationship.
You don’t have to censor your sense of humor( whether good or bad) when she’s around. You can go ahead and call her ugly and she’d still burst out laughing and come up with a more witty reply.So yeah, you can’t get enough of such girls because after all laughing is what we all love to do!
9.SHE RESPECTS YOUR LOVE FOR SPORTS
She’s the kind who’ll never make you choose between match night and movie night. She’ll probably come beside you with a bowl of popcorn and shout along with you or go and have a beauty sleep or her own sole movie night and not mind it in the bit. She’s that independent woman who knows how to live on her own and not cling to you for everything.
10.SHE DOESN’T SPY ON YOUR PHONE
You never need to worry about keeping a screen lock for your phone because she never opens it without asking you. Or she doesn’t open it at all.
She trusts you and doesn’t need to be a detective to know things about you. She’d probably ask you straight up if she had a doubt on you and would really wouldn’t make a scene out of a small misunderstanding or insecurity.
She knows how to handle doubts and doesn’t shy away when it comes to asking you things which worry her.
She is an open book.
11. SHE DOESN’T HIDE HER MOOD
Girls and mood swings are inseparable!
So you better count your lucky person when you got a girlfriend who at least takes the pain to make her mood clear and not beat around the bush by saying “I am fine!” while she’s clearly plotting a plan on killing someone to calm her rage about the fact that you believed the “I am fine” excuse while she’s clearly feeling mental and on the verge of an emotional breakdown. Such girls are clearly the most simple ones to understand and you won’t have to learn the language of girls which almost always means the opposite of what they say they want or feel!